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defarture 

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.
As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.
defarture by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004

Defartification 

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.
Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!
Defartification by Erik June 9, 2004
The act of farting at the same time one leaves a room.
"Tommy just took off, but he left behind a present."
"You mean he defarted? That bastard!"
defart by Nerf Ninja August 16, 2007
Diart is loved by all gets alot of kisses,Diart is a real playa.Diart is a beast at sports and he dominates everyone .
Diart will dominate you at basketball.
diart by Weber38 June 17, 2016

Defarture 

The conscious act of leaving a room full of people while farting. A specific type of crop dusting where the guilty party leaves the room and doesn't look back.
It's always unpleasant to arrive while someone else is defarting.

His defarture from our presence left a bad taste in my mouth.
Defarture by ChemiSPE February 4, 2014