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Cuntfussing 

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.
" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."
Cuntfussing by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing 

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning
Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"
Cuntfusing by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime
The King of Cunts.
Term used in reference to an Operations manager for a large oil company working offshore Ghana.
The decision has been made, Cunticus has spoken.
Cunticus is the ruler of the realm of the cunts.
Cunticus by fdddededde August 20, 2017

Cuntfused 

im so fucking cuntfused
When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010