Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me
John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.
dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"
An 'out of the ordinary' individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
Things a crassmonkey might do:
*Eat Swedish Fish found on a park bench *Pick his nose in public
*Eat the butt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
*Burp often