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Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

crackerims 

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.
Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.
crackerims by BJC bitches April 3, 2007

crackerettes 

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.
crackerettes by Nick D February 13, 2003

crackerism 

Honky stuff. You know, like mayonnaise and soccer practice.
The now-defunct Neo-nazi Bot promoted crackerism.
crackerism by A Pittance April 29, 2005

crackerettes 

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the WHITE hood and get us some crackerettes.
crackerettes by Anonymous April 11, 2003