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Cordless Screwdriver 

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
cordless tool by Broha January 6, 2009

COVIDeos 

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.
Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.
COVIDeos by the comand'r April 20, 2020
uncoiled or absolutely out of control. Used by REAL people in place of "sick", "rad", or "tight"
"What the fuck?...I was just sittin here and some dude dickslapped me!!"
"HAHA, ya that was Shane...that coiless mothafucka."
coiless by Pimpmasta Fly January 1, 2009

cordless soup 

Soup that can be taken anywhere and every where, enabling the freedom of soup all round the world.
Grandad: These kids these days! the cheek, they dont appreciate the technology of cordless soup these days.
cordless soup by Farel July 7, 2005

cordless bungee jumping

Another way to tell someone to off themselves. More original than something such as "commit scooter ankle."
Gamer 1: Go commit scooter ankle
Gamer2: Go commit cordless bungee jumping
Gamer 1: *Explodes*