conkish 

slutty; trampy; like a whore.
derives from the old word "concubine", meaning "prostitute".

"you look rather conkish today"

conkish by bianqueesha February 11, 2009

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Conkushin

When you are "Heavily Medicated" and suffer a throbbing headache. After a period of time, the pain with be too much and knock the burn bag right out.

Thus, creating a Conkushin --Dr Torobreh

burn bag 1: Bro im so gone right now

burn bag 2: Yah bro, this kush gave me a Conkushin

Conkushin by Dr Torobreh July 9, 2011

Confished 

To be very confused, have no absolute idea of what is going on. Become clueless.

That confished me.

Confished by QuiteFineI'dSay May 28, 2017

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

conkis 

12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done

(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."

conkis by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010

Condish 

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

Condish by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004