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Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.
"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"
Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills
Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender
cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

Cockbending

Water, air, earth, fire. There is one more hidden in the scriptures, COCK.
Cockbending is the newest artform.
Person(s) who were fed from the penis instead of or as well as being breastfed or formula fed as an infant
Being cockfed as a child can result in an array of minor and/or severe problems.
Cockfed by J Burns IV June 19, 2008

cockblind 

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.
"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

cockfink 

Used to describe an unpleasant colleague who is usually characterised by a lack of bodily hygiene, a tendency to lick the boss's ass, and an uncanny sense of hearing.
Oi you fackin smelly cockfink I'm 20 feet away from you and you still listen in on my private conversation? You are like batfink with those ears but you smell like an unwashed penis so I'll call you COCKFINK.
cockfink by Cris Henvon April 16, 2003