bumpkinism 

Having a sexual attraction to clowns.

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.

bumpkinism by Nerd514 April 27, 2017

pumpkinism 

Racism but for pumpkins

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism

pumpkinism by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019

buminism

People who believe everything should be handed to them for free. They believe the world owes them something.

Your boyfriend believes in buminism that's why he lives off other people's success.

buminism by Jay Morningstar February 17, 2020

bumpkins 

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

bumpkins by Anonymous February 6, 2003

bumpkins lung

Affliction suffered by our country cousins. Caused by inhaling rough cider into the lungs during periods of comatose sleep after imbibing copious amounts of the beautiful liquid.

Oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung.

bumpkins lung by Russell's birthday July 29, 2014