breastasis 

Pretty much the same thing as breast. It is usually used by uneducated people with speech impediments, with the exception of the habit of the modern world interfering with fluent English. Some people also use this word to mock others, such as the special girl down the street, or the 'just learning to speak' two year old. Overall, breast or breastasis are loved by millions world wide.

"Look at those breastasis, there the size of soccer balls. She must be a soccer mom"

breastasis by Man-Lady1600 May 12, 2014

breastages 

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

breastages by lola May 17, 2004

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Molesta La Breastas by Joe English April 20, 2006

Breastaliser 

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

Breastaliser by Wingy August 1, 2006

Breastnosis 

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

Breastnosis by Jeff Long September 2, 2003

Breastesses 

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003

breasteses 

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.

Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!

breasteses by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006