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blowface sandwich 

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.
Imma give you a blowface sandwich
blowface sandwich by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009
Did you go to the SBU Blowage concert last night?
blowage by Bird Lives September 5, 2006
Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.
Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!
blowbag by WompWomp December 19, 2005
A cloth of sorts which only purpose is for cleaning up semen after masturbating
I just blew a huge load into my blowrag! That girl is such a blowrag!
blowrag by dross_13 May 8, 2005
Something upsetting, from previous sayings like that blows mines
Someone and/or something can be a blowage.
"I g0tta dutch n n0 bud dats a blowage"

"y0 s0n u droped my drink u sucha blowage"
Blowage by j4d3 September 24, 2009

free blowage 

the art of blowing up your holy hole OR a holy hole shuckage
Do you need some free blowage tonight? Yeah. Thanks.
Glaze my holy hole! EMBRACE YOU INNER HOLY HOLE!!!\
Come over! We can play blowage...
It'll be fun AF