bismark 

Slapping someone in the face with your dick. The epitome of humiliation.

Shut up before I bismark you, bitch.

bismark by The King of Bleh July 1, 2004

Bismark 

To Slap someone round the face with an erect penis.

The black man bismarked sophie and she died.

Bismark by ultra-penis May 6, 2008

bismark 

After recieving oral sex, a male will pull his penis to one side and release using hip movement to strike the female on the cheek. If properly executed the resulting red mark is known as a bismark.

Denise is such a whore. I gave her a bismark last night and she loved it.

bismark by Joe November 16, 2003

Bismark 

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

Bismark by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

bismark 

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

bismark by Duke January 22, 2003

bismark 

when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.

"I know she loved that bismark!"

bismark by malaka March 18, 2003

Bismark 

generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe

after he bismarked her she was all torn up

Bismark by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003