beezled 

When your so high the only way to explain it to someone is looking them dead in the eye and saying the first word that comes to mind. Our friends use the word beezled

Friend: you look pretty fucked
You: mush, I'm beezled

beezled by Gaffadodgers March 6, 2016

beezle 

This term is used to describe any activity done for its own sake/pleasure. People seeing someone/something beezle will likely not understand why that person/creature/thing is doing whatever he/she/it is doing. Examples include: frolicking, climbing trees, most things done while stoned/drunk. Baby animals (and for some reason, squirrels, dolphins and whales) naturally beezle all the time.

It's generally considered complimentary, but just a little confusing...

Dude, Totoro is totally just beezling in that movie...
Your cat loves to beezle... it chased a laser pointer for an hour.
Yo, why are you climbing that tree?!?! Beezle....

beezle by IslandQueen June 26, 2009

Beetledick 

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

Beetledick by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

Beezleboss 

Another name for the devil as well as a song by Tenacious D and was in the last part of the Pick of Destiny.

Guy #1:Dude. I saw the movie and Beezleboss was playing a drum set with like, 11 drums, 3 bass drums, and 6 cymbals.
Guy #2:Holy crap, man.

Beezleboss by Monky-Monky March 7, 2007

beetled 

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

beetled by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007

beesled 

Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.

Yeah man, I'm beesled to. Sick.

beesled by Pure Drama August 1, 2011

Beezlenut oil 

The liquid created when cannabis is cooked into oil or butter. Used in preparing THC infused baked goods

-Yo these pot brownies are good
-it's all about how good your beezlenut oil is

Beezlenut oil by SteakTip November 7, 2015