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bedsit bob 

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.
1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"
bedsit bob by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
Related Words
A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.
Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.
Bedfat by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009

bedditing 

When Hans reddits in bed.
Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!
bedditing by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

beditate 

Simply a combo word ( verbal amalgam ) of meditating in bed. More specifially, meditation which takes place in those moments in bed( usually in the morning ) while one temporizes life away while forestalling the inevitable rising into the real world.
Her mind drifting from subject to subject, Erika beditated for a full hour after her alarm rang sommoning her to life's daily grind, school.
beditate by Ken Deluca March 5, 2008
When you mean to spell benifits but you put befits, because people edit it on OneDrive.
This is my presentation about befits of making a professional powerpoint
befits by database1234 October 9, 2016
A person who can only be enticed to leave the bed with a lure like something shiny or something that smells like bacon.
That Tia is a bedfish, she lurks at the bottom of the sheets and only surfaces for fresh squeezed orange juice and black coffee.
Bedfish by skearcrow September 25, 2010