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Bastardaciousness  

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.
Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.
Bastardaciousness by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bastardate

The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.

Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.

first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
bastardate by EpC 1 February 18, 2005

bastardation 

A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."
"A bastardation of the new movie is coming out in December...."

"The worst bastardation..ever.."
bastardation by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007

bastardassasaurus 

Also know as a douceadactle or a tall ass nigga
That rather large nate is a bastardassasaurus, but god-damn he is tall!

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.
1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.
bastardarization by manigordo December 4, 2010

bastarnae 

An ancient people from 200 BC to 300 AD
Who inhabited a region in between the carpathian mountains and the river dneiper
Bastarnae are an old people
bastarnae by Bruhstar123 January 27, 2021