automoron 

A person who cannot distinguish one make and model of a car from another, even when the differences are completely obvious.

Chevy Camaro vs Dodge Charger. PT Cruiser vs. Volkswagon Beetle (yes, I've heard some automoron say it for real). Honda Element vs. Kia Soul vs Scion XB

automoron by toadranchlady July 19, 2010

autochronocoitus 

The act of travelling through time and copulating with oneself; Intercourse with a chronologically distinct iteration of oneself.

Doc longed for a simpler time, when people didn't lock their front doors. It's much easier to sneak in and molest children when the doors aren't locked. After inventing the time machine, he travelled back in time and molested many children. Some believe Doc unwittingly commited autochronocoitus, which lead to his pedophilia.

autochronocoitus by rectaculus March 5, 2009

automaton 

A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.

Chris actually had no problem at all with classic literature, but because he was a complete milquetoast automaton, he laughed along anyway with his Sigma Chi brothers at the guy reading Candide at the neighboring table in the library.

automaton by Rob-a-dob August 29, 2007

Autotron 

The human state when repeated exposure or experience of a specific task or job reduces you to a robot.

Dude, you didn't even smile when you took that guys order. You're becoming an autotron. Take a day off.

Autotron by mattybophatty August 1, 2011

Automoborgy 

The definition of a vast amount of vehicles within a confined space.

Car 1: "Dude, I just drove past that petrol station in town and there were like cars everywhere"

Car 2: "Yeah!, I saw that too, it was like some big Automoborgy was going down"

Car 1: "Let's roll"

Automoborgy by My Name is AT January 13, 2008

autochronophilia 

psychological disorder in which a time traveling person experiences a sexual preference for oneself in the time frame different than the time he or she used time machine.

Dude1: Dude2, I just found out that I'm Autochronophiliac!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!

autochronophilia by 5thfloor October 27, 2009

Mindless Automaton

A person who follows instructions blindly and to the letter never exercising judgement or common sense. This is most commonly seen in bouncers, security guards and door men.

Mark: That damn Mindless Automaton just took my Crisps and Iron Bru
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement

Mindless Automaton by seo01 July 30, 2008