Automorn

When a celebrity or otherwise publicly known person dies and all the bitches take to Facebook/Social Media to act as though they're upset and it's so devastating when in reality by the next week nobody remembers and they really didn't give two shits anyway but feel it's socially required to post to social media.

Oh no Bobby Sue, Anthony Bordain died, my life will now be incomplete from here to eternity so I'm gonna have to automorn him and express my grieving to all my friends...

Hey Ron, did you hear David Bowie died? No way, how can I ever go on living, it's devastating.

by spazzeric June 14, 2018

autofornicate

To fornicate oneself; synonym of "fuck yourself". Most commonly prefixed by "go" but can be used elsewhere.

Hey buddy, nice driving! Why don't you go autofornicate!?!?

by Spudz76 June 4, 2013

Automorph

Furries, but on a whole new level. Namely, on the automobile level. Basically people who dress as automobiles to automobile conventions. Some of them also have a kink for getting filled for gas, or oil, and engine checks.

Guy: “I’m a huge car guy, I just really love cars!”

Guy2: “So are you a Automorph?”

Guy: “Listen here idiot, I am not a disgusting burden on the car community, NOR DO I LOOK LIKE ONE! IM NOT HERE, TRYNA’ DRESS UP AS CARDBOARD CARS AND FUCK OTHER PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY IN A CARDBOARD CAR! FUCK YOU GUY2!”

by Average sadboi October 11, 2019

automoron

A person who cannot distinguish one make and model of a car from another, even when the differences are completely obvious.

Chevy Camaro vs Dodge Charger. PT Cruiser vs. Volkswagon Beetle (yes, I've heard some automoron say it for real). Honda Element vs. Kia Soul vs Scion XB

by toadranchlady July 19, 2010