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When a celebrity or otherwise publicly known person dies and all the bitches take to Facebook/Social Media to act as though they're upset and it's so devastating when in reality by the next week nobody remembers and they really didn't give two shits anyway but feel it's socially required to post to social media.
Oh no Bobby Sue, Anthony Bordain died, my life will now be incomplete from here to eternity so I'm gonna have to automorn him and express my grieving to all my friends...

Hey Ron, did you hear David Bowie died? No way, how can I ever go on living, it's devastating.
by spazzeric June 14, 2018
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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