assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

assmoogle by Kristin March 4, 2005

Assmobile 

An overdone custom car/van that can barely drive properly due to its customizations.

A car or van that appears to have a driver incapable obey the rules of the road.

A vehicle that is driven with no regard for public or passenger safety.

Man, when that assmobile was passing I could barely hear myself think.

Hey did you see the assmobile wrapped around that tree?

Wey, that assmobile nearly hit that person on the pavement!

Assmobile by XpideR G August 5, 2009

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assmongler 

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005

asshoogle 

(v) to spit a loogey into someone's asshole to lube it up

Guy: Can I put it in your ass?
Girl: Only if you asshoogle. Otherwise I won't be able to walk in the morning.

asshoogle by jula88 October 13, 2011

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

assmongrels by the poopsmith July 9, 2003