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assholery 

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
assholery by Chad December 3, 2003

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

asshamster 

a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees
bob is an asshamster
asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008

assholery 

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
assholery by blorgoclot April 13, 2011

assholery 

1. The outcome, both tangible and intangable, of someone's being an asshole.

2. The art and science of being an asshole.
1. Tom's assholery caused his arrest.

2. Bill had dedicated himself to assholery, so where better to practice it, then in politics?
assholery by 91flhs March 1, 2011

asshamster 

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.
John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.
asshamster by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003