assduff

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*don't have anything else to do* assduff assduff assduff

assduff by Underfucker March 17, 2010

assmuffin

is a polite way to say asshole

paul is an assmuffin

assmuffin by vishti November 30, 2006

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

assmuffin by Jon November 28, 2003

Asspuff 

when a curly haired person brushes their hair and the hair isn't ringlets anymore, but instead a giant puff of hair around the head.

"Oh man, I have such a big asspuff today."

Asspuff by EJA123456789 January 28, 2012

assbuffet 

hookers ass, you eat it, then die. (Maddox)

Franco had the assbuffet, then died

assbuffet by Joe December 13, 2004

assmuffin

someone who has no boobs but a huge ass

guy 1: do you think shes hot?
guy 2: uhh, she gotta donk i guess.
guy 3: yeah she's a total assmuffin.

assmuffin by smellymellyhasabelly December 18, 2010

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

assmuffin by Jon Himself March 26, 2003