assage 

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

assage by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

Assage 

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.

Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!

Assage by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010

assage 

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

assage by Nicolle August 14, 2003

assage 

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

assage by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assage 

Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass

like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage

assage by vetclinician September 26, 2023

assage 

1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.

Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.

assage by kayliswag February 2, 2014

Assage 

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles

It smells like assage in here!

Assage by Sueq March 2, 2019