Alphabetized 

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

Alphabetized by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

alphabetized 

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

alphabetized by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

alphabesize 

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006

de-alphabatised 

A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.

"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.

de-alphabatised by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007

alphabetize 

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

alphabetize by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

alphabitize 

the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.

Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!

alphabitize by cork1357 July 6, 2008

Alphabetise 

When items are placed in alphbetical order

Please can you alphabetise the pile of documents over there

Alphabetise by Gemstars August 14, 2008