Yarngasm 

An orgasm relating to yarn, knitting and the like.

When Petala walked into the yarn store, his eyes lit up with a yarngasm.

"Damn P-tat$, that sweating you knitted gave me a yarngasm.

Yarngasm by lesbiandinosaur November 4, 2010

yawngasm 

The moment when you've reached the peak of a yawn, total satisfaction, and you unintentionally let a noise drone out through your open mouth.

Chivrel yawngasmed obnoxiously loud at work today!

yawngasm by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

yawngasm 

A yawn that sounds similiar to a female orgasm.

Yawngasms often occur among young women during class in which the boisterous yawngasm breaks the studious silence. Yawngasm are often perplexing and embarassing especially to the female who yawngasmed. After a yawngasm several young males will crack erotic jokes much to the chagrin of the young woman.

Jessie: "yawngasms"

Mark: "Who Jessie! I didn't know you were wet!"

David: "That's how she sounded last night!"

Chris: "Lay off the clittrigger Jessie!"

Jessie: "Shut up you guys! I'm tired not horny"

Mustaf: "Your nipples prove otherwise"

yawngasm by Mustafarahmi Chandrasephongresekhar May 13, 2008

Yawngasm 

Involuntary orgasm while yawning is a side effect of some people taking clomipramine.

My doctor put me on clomipramine, and I think he needs to change the dose, because yesterday evening I had a Yawngasm

Yawngasm by Musical Man January 2, 2019

Yawngasm 

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

Yawngasm by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

Yawngasm 

The ability to get off by yawning.

Damn I just had a yawngasm and it felt great.

Yawngasm by anonymous April 12, 2024