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yawngasm 

A yawn that sounds similiar to a female orgasm.

Yawngasms often occur among young women during class in which the boisterous yawngasm breaks the studious silence. Yawngasm are often perplexing and embarassing especially to the female who yawngasmed. After a yawngasm several young males will crack erotic jokes much to the chagrin of the young woman.
Jessie: "yawngasms"

Mark: "Who Jessie! I didn't know you were wet!"

David: "That's how she sounded last night!"

Chris: "Lay off the clittrigger Jessie!"

Jessie: "Shut up you guys! I'm tired not horny"

Mustaf: "Your nipples prove otherwise"
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Yawngasm 

Involuntary orgasm while yawning is a side effect of some people taking clomipramine.
My doctor put me on clomipramine, and I think he needs to change the dose, because yesterday evening I had a Yawngasm
Yawngasm by Musical Man January 2, 2019

Yawngasm 

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut
Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.
Yawngasm by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

Yawngasm 

Damn I just had a yawngasm and it felt great.
Yawngasm by anonymous April 12, 2024

Yarngasm 

An orgasm relating to yarn, knitting and the like.
When Petala walked into the yarn store, his eyes lit up with a yarngasm.

"Damn P-tat$, that sweating you knitted gave me a yarngasm.
Yarngasm by lesbiandinosaur November 4, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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