"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.
A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.