A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."

He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.

double windsor by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011

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double windsor

may or may not involve two or more people, may or may not involve a wooden ship or wiffle ball bat

dude i totally double windsored that chick last night

double windsor by Double Windsor October 27, 2010

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Double Windsor

The application of a man wearing a dildo backwards achieving the the position of doggy style with two chicks at the same time.

I drove to Windsor Canada and picked up two strippers and fucked them both doggy style at the same time.

-at least one simultaneous ass slapping of the left check of both females at the same time completes the DOUBLE WINDSOR

Double Windsor by shabogan February 17, 2010

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