Velcrotch 

A sexually-transmitted condition that occurs during coitus and cures itself immediately upon separation of the pubic areas.

This condition is caused by the rough shaven pubic hair of one partner becoming entangled in the curly unshaven pubic hair of the other partner. As the name suggests, it would create a velcro-like fastening of the 2 crotch areas, requiring a substantial force to separate them.

Symptoms include: decreased ability to retract, loud ripping sounds from the genital area, and hair loss.

Johnny's bushy-haired girlfriend is walking funny today because he gave her velcrotch last night. It ripped the muff clean off her.

Velcrotch by 1nv3rt1g0 November 28, 2010

Velcrotch 

the entanglement of hairs in the area between the thighs and scrotum of the male human, requiring a swipe of a finger to rip the two apart before further natting causes pain.

Lance took pleasure in the pain when digging through his velcrotch to get a whiff of fromunda.

Velcrotch by L.B. April 17, 2006

velcrotch 

An irritating chafing of the inner thighs. Usually caused by swimming in salt water, or by severe ass sweat.

"What are you, bowlegged!? Hurry up you fat bastard."
"I can't, I've got some bad velcrotch.
Got any cornstarch?"

velcrotch by Anthony Orifice August 26, 2004

velcrotard 

Velcrotard (vel-crow-tard) - noun:

1 Someone that is intellectually inept; slow; stupid. An insinuation that someone is so stupid they cannot learn to tie their own shoes.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Brandon got caught with a 15 year old?

Person B: Really? Somehow I'm not surprised. He's pretty fucking stupid sometimes.

Person A: Yeah man, he's a real velcrotard.

velcrotard by JayrAir October 15, 2010

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigress420 December 10, 2008

Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.

1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.

Velcrocity by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008

velroth 

a person who continuously insists that they have keen insight into every discussion known possible. however, no matter what they insist, this is untrue.

some kid: like, omg, i failed my test today!
some other kid: oo that sucks you should have studied more
velroth: well if you ask me the test was written very poorly by the teacher, but if you wanted an advantage to this test you could have done this or that or studied while listenign to music.. experts say that the best way to study is in short increments of time and drink lots of fluids... although it doesnt really matter what you got since it will stay the same and youre stupid, while i, of course, am not. this is because i know more than you about everything.

velroth by somerandomkidyep October 21, 2005