Vatism

A religion or anti-religion that rejects belief of all kinds. practices include meditation and thought exercises based around logic. The goal is to achieve an enlightenment like state of belief-less-ness. Equates belief with the 'ego' of Buddhism Ritual is thought of a spiritually unimportant but not prohibited if its goal is entertainment. Somewhat similar to Taoism and Shamanism.

A: 'I think Steve is an Atheist'
B: 'No, he doesn't believe in anything at all, not even his own senses.'
A:'He must be into Vatism then.'

Vatism by breckonridge February 9, 2015

Vagism 

A potent soup like concoction emanated betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.

Colonel Angus wiped the vagism from his chin..
And he said with a grin..
Just come round back of shady thicket..
Theres a good chance we'll lick it..
'Cause Carpet Bagg'n ain't no sin

Vagism by Terry Steinblossom December 2, 2010

Vaxism 

Prejudice against a person based on their vaccination status.

Person 1 - Employees who are vaccinated don't have to quarantine after an exposure, but I do because I'm not vaccinated. Even though I have no symptoms.
Person 2 - That is Vaxism!

Person 1- They said if I get vaccinated they will fire me. That's Vaxism.

Vaxism by Tallman77 August 7, 2021

Vasism 

The act of oppressing vi**ngs and nordic people purely because of their nationality.

Italian man: Damn, we should really kill all vikings!
Swedish man: Bro that's actually Vasism and its really bad, check your priviledge.

Vasism by Kat Daniel July 7, 2020

Vadism 

The art of stringing words together to create gibberish.

"My friend Nathan is a expert at vadism, he kept screaming nonsense until I hit him."

"Pillow toaster raccoon bundle sheath masticating rectangular gelatin nitrogen."

Vadism by bloodhappyparade April 10, 2009

Vatsim 

Virtual Air Traffic Simulation. A hobbyist organisation for Flight Simulation Enthusiasts to fly a multiplayer online session with air traffic controll provided by enthusiasts using a Simulated Radar Air Traffic Controll screen called ASRC. All participants on the network can see each other, even with theoretically all 70,000 users online at once. All users can see and interact with each other and use voice client software to communicate with Air Traffic Controll in THE most realistic Air Traffic Environment without being airborne.

I fired up my Flightsim, Filed a Flightplan for Vatsim and logged on. Soon requested clearance from LAX to San Fransisco... I was number 3 in cue. after recieving Clearance I was told to contact Ground Controll on 119.95 and so I did, The taxi out to the runway was cool, we were behind a Southwest 737 most of the way, and a United 767 was in front of him. Southwest was on his way to Las Vegas, and the 767 was headed out to Seattle. Eventually we were handed to Tower controll who cleared us for takeoff on runway 24L. Airborne we contacted SO-CAL departures and were given a climb to Flight Level 200. My Speed Restriction was cancelled below 10,000 feet and I was cleared direct to the Ventura VOR Navaid. Apparently an American Airlines 737 was behind us headed for San Fransisco also. We heard him get a vector to maintain a heading of 200 and a climb to 13,000 feet, and a requirement to maintain 250 knots on climb. Flying Flightsim on VATSIM is amazingly realistic, fun, and educational.

Vatsim by Trent Hopkinson June 10, 2005

Vanism 

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

Vanism by the tweaker February 17, 2004