Vacuumed 

1. To get an abortion.

Rick knocked up Sally, so she had to go get vacuumed.

Vacuumed by DoctorJosiah April 3, 2011

Vacuumed 

Vacuumed is to get an abortion.

or

Vacuumed is when you've had liposuction. From the slang Fat Vac.

Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?

Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed

Or

Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.

Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.

Vacuumed by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

vacuumed bull 

A way of describing a black man's penis; usually in tight pants, that it looks as if its been vacuum sealed to his leg/thigh.

"Did you see that vacuumed bull in the locker room...? Jesus, It looked bigger than my forearm!"

vacuumed bull by StraightWhiteMale. January 10, 2025

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ass vacuume 

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

ass vacuume by blake September 28, 2003

Vacuumdickelberg 

Pronounced: Vack-U-Dick-l-Berg

When u vacuum up ur gfs fake masturbating dildo vibrator but it’s so bright pink that it explodes and spills glitter and cum all over you so you have to vacuum again

But then you remember that you left ur children on an iceberg in California bc there’s lots of icebergs in California bc that place is fucked up

After u walk to California and try to save ur kids they are already dead from hypothermia so u walk back home and vacuum the glittery cum from ur gfs now exploded pink vibrator

Example: Brett:guess what I did last night

Pauliam:no one cares dickwad

Have fun using vacuumdickelberg in ur daily vocabulary kids

Vacuumdickelberg by Balls_falls April 19, 2022

Panty-Vacuumer

Any man who is able to attain ass without even trying almost seemily by just walking into a room.

That man is so fine! When he walks in this bar it is like the panties fly right off the women. Almost like he vacuums them up. He is a panty-vacuumer!

Panty-Vacuumer by CIRCE0801 May 18, 2010