Uhmpf 

When a woman has a wet dream, and desperately needs the big old salami inside her immediatley to get that uhmpf of an excellent orgasm, so explosive that it leaves her flopping like a fish for five minutes afterwards.........Uhmpf.

Thelma woke up from a deep sleep, dreaming of the cabana boy massaging her erotically, he was sexually enticing her, when she awoke she is laying in her own bed, with her husband sleeping soundly next to her, she could not hold out she wanted it now, was so aroused she had to nail his ass and got that uhmpf that totally satisfied her every need.

Uhmpf by archide January 21, 2014

umpf 

Having strength or power.

Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite

The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.

umpf by Grrr123 December 19, 2005

umpf 

A statement made when you are bored/annoyed about something, similar to a sigh but way more intense.

Guy1: Are you going to Matt's house later on?
Guy2: No! I am stuck here with those homeworks, umpf!

umpf by dttah April 13, 2011

umpf 

A word that represents the sound made when one craves sexual intercourse.

God damn I wanna just umpf the fuck out of that hot bitch Gabby...

umpf by llll Mr. Bean March 6, 2010

Umpf 

The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.

" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"

Umpf by arbutifuls March 30, 2009

umpfunk 

The feeling you get when you just want to play football for the Titans because they suck so bad you know you can do better than them.

Watching these Titans play football make me want to umpfunk!

umpfunk by Lollipoplollipopoh November 17, 2013

Umpfgh 

The emotion of intense irritation towards a friend who is very quick on responding to texts, but never reads them as intended. This is especially directed to those who take things literally/are easily offended.

"Umpfgh," said the string instrument in response to his friendly neighborhood corn.

Umpfgh by yoikersboikersandshulkerboxes January 24, 2019