umpf 

Having strength or power.

Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite

The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.

umpf by Grrr123 December 19, 2005

umpf 

A statement made when you are bored/annoyed about something, similar to a sigh but way more intense.

Guy1: Are you going to Matt's house later on?
Guy2: No! I am stuck here with those homeworks, umpf!

umpf by dttah April 13, 2011

umpf 

A word that represents the sound made when one craves sexual intercourse.

God damn I wanna just umpf the fuck out of that hot bitch Gabby...

umpf by llll Mr. Bean March 6, 2010

Umpf 

The sound a wretched whore makes after a swift strike to the vagina.

" Bitch! Where's my money?? ((kick at the uterus)) UMPF!!!"

Umpf by arbutifuls March 30, 2009

umpf 

boring stuff

annoying stuff
boring things that happens to you

dude 1: i’m stuck at the airport all dayy and my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks

umpf by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022

umpf 

boring stuff
feeling bored
hahahahahaha

dude 1: i’m stick at the airport all day man cause my flight is canceled

dude 2: umpf dude that sucks

umpf by loverofallturtles19 June 4, 2022

Umpf’ 

A way to say you will point a gun to someone most likely their head

“Oi nigga im gonna umpf’ this at yo face”
Other guy
“Oh shit!”

Umpf’ by Rubart.pie March 26, 2024