Definitions by yoikersboikersandshulkerboxes

Umpfgh 

The emotion of intense irritation towards a friend who is very quick on responding to texts, but never reads them as intended. This is especially directed to those who take things literally/are easily offended.

"Umpfgh," said the string instrument in response to his friendly neighborhood corn.

Umpfgh by yoikersboikersandshulkerboxes January 24, 2019