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arbutifuls's definitions
Umpf
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The sound
a wretched whore makes after
a swift
strike to the
vagina
.
"
Bitch
! Where's
my money
?? ((kick at the
uterus
)) UMPF!!!"
by
arbutifuls
March 30, 2009
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