Tweet! 

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

Tweet! by ocius1 April 21, 2009

Tweet 

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

Tweet by assmasturrrrrrr January 3, 2010

tweet 

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

tweet by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

TWEET 

Acronym for:

Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time

Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?

TWEET by TheBioComputer iMagiNation September 21, 2013

Tweet 

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

Tweet by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

Tweet 

n. A pointless update about what you are currently doing

v. To publish a pointless update about what you are doing on Twitter

Sara: Wow, what a lame tweet
Emily: Hey! I just tweeted that!

Jon's Tweet: I am going to tweet. Oops. I just did.
Mike's Tweet: @Jon That could be taken the wrong way dude

Tweet by CaityMandy June 18, 2010

tweet 

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

tweet by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011