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TURFMAN by eat my cum March 1, 2022

Turman Elevator 

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.
"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"
Turman Elevator by Turman407 February 10, 2010

Caleb Turman 

1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.

turdmanship 

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.
josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.
Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

türkman 

Turkish super hero by name, kicks bad guys' asses and licks good girls' pussies. Champion and watches football matches regulary, especially his hometown club.
Türkman is doing it again, he punches that guy in the face and now he's leaving with that hot girl. What a champ.
türkman by drstevendeer April 10, 2021