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troyspeedman 

fucking all around speedy guy with a massive cock that the ladies love in bed, Troyspeedman has it all. usually around 150 pounds of pure muscle. wears ultra boosts and long flow like hair, got that nice jawline, and those cute cinnamon rolls. All around cutie, he is the fastest runner on the planet, Usain Bolt who. Troy Smits got it all.
damn, look at that sexy beast over there, I wish i was troyspeedman!

I would smash - Matty Macpherson

Damn troyspeedman gets all of the bitches.

hoty with a body
troyspeedman by litkidsaf June 10, 2018

trumpeed 

A wild stream of urine spreading across the land from Washington, D.C. that started January 20, 2017
Run for your lives, the trumpeed is rising!
trumpeed by tirtle January 12, 2017
When you're speaking the truth, when what you're hearing is definitely true.

Used in Tazed and Confused, a Second City Play in Toronto, ON.
"I hear what you're saying, man. It's truespeak, truespeak fo' sho"
truespeak by Tanker84 March 20, 2008

Tuxspeedo 

A one-piece article of clothing which is tight and covers the crotch and buttocks. It is black and has the silhouette of a tie or bow tie on the front. It is acceptable as either formal wear or swim wear.
Girl at formal ball: I love a man in a Tuxspeedo, wanna go swimming later?
Stud in Tuxspeedo: Sure thing, with my Tuxspeedo I’m always ready for a dip in the pool.
Tuxspeedo by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Tuxspeedo 

A suit that's way too tight.
The groomsman looked ridiculous in his Tuxspeedo.
Tuxspeedo by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

thespeedx 

Volslagen idioot
hij is een echte thespeedx
thespeedx by stefan July 8, 2003