Definitions by Nova72Scotia

Tuxspeedo 

A one-piece article of clothing which is tight and covers the crotch and buttocks. It is black and has the silhouette of a tie or bow tie on the front. It is acceptable as either formal wear or swim wear.

Girl at formal ball: I love a man in a Tuxspeedo, wanna go swimming later?
Stud in Tuxspeedo: Sure thing, with my Tuxspeedo I’m always ready for a dip in the pool.

Tuxspeedo by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Staple Tape 

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

Staple Tape by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020