Touchbert

(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.

A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.

Touchbert by Macker1008 February 4, 2010

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table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

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Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

Tengis Toucher by ssofa February 1, 2022