Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.

Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'

Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

texttigate 

When someone takes your phone and secretly reads your text messages for gossiping purposes

"Don't texttigate me you douche bag dive me back my phone"

texttigate by hayhay08 April 18, 2008

texticating

having sex through text messages

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.

texticating by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008

Textracted

Past Tense The act of texting that causes to turn away from the original focus of attention or interest.

I got off the elevator on the wrong floor because I was textracted.

Officer: Do you realize how fast you were driving?

He/She: I am very sorry, Officer. I was textracted!

Textracted by Paradiselost February 26, 2009

extricate 

to release from an entanglement or dificult place.

Extricate your cranium from your anal cavity.

I cant extricate myself from these wires.

extricate by Stephen Lang February 10, 2006

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.

textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014