Tardsy 

An otherwise normal person acting in an unusually retarded way, sometimes caused by excess sugar or late night binges.

Also can be used as a noun to describe the person.

Jason and Brian have been acting really tardsy lately and rolling around on the floor drooling.

Hey Tardsy, stop acting so fucking tardsy!

Tardsy by Damien B. May 13, 2006

OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tardsome 

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

tardsome by benth September 26, 2008

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011

Tardyard

A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,

That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!

Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

Lardy-Tardy by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011