the phenomena in which your testicals are rested in your gooch while your legs are spread,causing your jeans to become firm protecting the goods. so hands,decks of cards, controllers,etc. are deflected.
person1- throws psp at person 2's croch
person2- deflets with trampolian effect.
person2- oh your good
A now widely understoodcultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.
Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.