Swamado 

The promise of future intent to do something whether or not you do it at all.

The library and told me I needed a library card to check out a book so I said I told her I don’t got no time, Mrs. librarian, to fill out an application right. Swamado that Covid paperwork later and then check out that material.

Swamado by Doug222 June 30, 2020

Swagadon 

A complete legend filled with swagger up to his eye balls

What a swagadon

Swagadon by walabulu July 18, 2016

Swagadocious 

1. The art of having a substantial amount of swag or swagger.
2. Often used to describe something to be great, awesome, and/or incredibly nice.
3. A term used to describe when someone looks good, and/or sexy.

1. Daniel: Yo, your snapback is pretty swagadocious.
White Sophisticated Man: Why thank you.

2. Daniel: Hey, Pedro.
Pedro: What man?
Daniel: You remember them 3 chicks I was talking to?
Pedro: Yeah.
Daniel: Now I'm talking to 4.
Pedro: Swag *shakes his hand*
Daniel: No, swagadocious!

3. *On the phone*
Pedro: Yo, Daniel!
Daniel: Yo!
Pedro: Guess what man?

Daniel: What's up?
Pedro: I got us tickets to theeee SUPERBOWL!!!
Daniel: WHAT!? That's swagadocious.

Swagadocious by Daniel Cray Cray III March 11, 2012

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003

shamadoodle 

Designer dog breed that is a mix of a poodle and a brain-fried hippy. These dogs are chronic couch-surfers and are never far from their tarot cards and crystals. This breed's medical predispositions include drug addiction and delusions.

My roommate went on a narco-tourism trip to south america and brought back a Shamadoodle.. it's a cute dog but it won't shut up and has had no training whatsoever, just leaves it's steaming piles of enlightenment all over the apartment.

shamadoodle by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018

swampdonk 

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

swampdonk by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey 

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

Swampdonkey by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005