The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

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staching

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

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stenchilada

ancient and mysterious item found wrapped up in the back of the refrigerator

Scooter: What's this I found behind the leftover tuna casserole?
Tooter: Don't open that stenchilada; just throw it out.

stenchilada by s. sickman September 7, 2006

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