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'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.
'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'
Spoodge by Erika June 22, 2003
To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.
"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."
spoodge by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
semen, ejaculatory substance
The guy spoodged all over the place
Spoodge by Jay July 1, 2003
The spit of chewing tabacco.
Dude! Spit your spoodge in the spitoon bucket not on my shoe!
Spoodge by Julia March 5, 2004
Meaning to suck up to people and take stuff for other stuff. Used also as 'crash'.
"Hey, I'm going to go spoodge off my parents, get some cash in!"

spoodge by DeadExit April 1, 2007

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.
Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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