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Sowers Nipples 

When your nipples are erect to the point of a shirt rip.

Often seen in male gym teachers
Oh my god, your sowers nipples are enormous

Landon Sowers 

Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.
Landon Sowers is a very odd person because he eats his victims booties.

Doing the Sowers 

The sudden urge to masturbate in public
Guy #1:Dude I was at the my Grandmothers funeral and and i wanted to start doing the Sowers

Guy #2:Man that is sick

Logan Sowers 

logan, the bestest friend in the whole wide world. The friend you can share your favorite songs with and blast them during car rides. Someone who appreciates the things you like and never makes you feel bad about being a butthead. A fantastic artist and tis very intelligent. Very good at taking photos, painting, gives good hugs, and pets love him. Perfect guy to bring home to your family, and explain how he’s your bestie that you plan to marry in 15 years. he’s your boy friend and even though there’s a space between the two you’ll always be closer to him than your boyfriend.
You can tell that’s Logan Sowers because he’s way cooler than that liam guy!
Logan Sowers by nina123456678 November 21, 2021

Somers High School 

A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.
These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School

Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain
Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British