Smurten 

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

Smurten by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011

Smutten 

1. A combination of Smitten and Smut.

2. Smitten in a very lustful, smutty way.

John is so smutten with Amy. He wants to play with her breasts like a kitten plays with a ball of yarn.

Smutten by dmpawley February 9, 2005

smarten up 

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.

While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.

smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

franklin_surten 

The franklin is a person with a leaf on their head and a lot of hair. The franklin also likes to play roblox and talk on discord.

person1: whos that guy with all that hair?

person2: Thats franklin_surten he has so much hair

franklin_surten by oyhiurhgosighofx April 18, 2021

Smugtentious

When you humble brag for more than 3 minutes at a time.

"That smugtentious photographer took a bunch of black and white photos of an old homeless man outside his loft in Brooklyn and probably didn't even give him a fucking banana or mineral water or quinoa for his time. Fuck that guy."

"Would you think I'm being smugtentious if I talked about my new political party?"

"No one wants to join your smugtentious cooperative, ok?"

Smugtentious by okc.net March 14, 2013

Smurfenburg 

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

Smurfenburg by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022

Surteno 

A person who is from the South or southern parts of Mexico, particularly on the Yucatan peninsula and/or bordering Central America. Also can refer to a member of a street gang from this area.

"Hey, homes, you Norteno?"
"Naw, I'm Surteno!"

Surteno by Whiteboygabacho November 27, 2006