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Scrotozoa 

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.
My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.
Scrotozoa by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

scrotocol 

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.
If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

Scrotobomb 

To hang your scrotum out behind someone in a picture without their knowledge.
Oh my God, that guy scrotobombed our family picture.
Scrotobomb by Eric the Annoyed June 21, 2016

Scrotorboat

The act of motorboating applied to a scrotum.
"She scrotorboated me when she went down on me last night"
Scrotorboat by ShiftyJack November 25, 2009

scrotology 

The physiological, pathophysiological, anatomical as well as politico-socioeconomic study of the male scrotum
scrotology by Anonymous October 3, 2003