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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwasted Scale 

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
Schwasted Scale by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting

originated at VT.
"dude they are so f-ing schwasted!"
"I'm schwasted"
"I'm so schwasted im gonna boot"
Schwasted by germanface November 9, 2003

Schwastedski 

when you and the boys surpass unholy levels of being plastered
Alex: Prat how u feeling after killing that handle?
Prat: Boys, I’m absolutely mad schwastedski
Schwastedski by plasterino March 22, 2023
Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted
Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.
schmasted by Anonymous March 3, 2003