Schmedge

The act of smoking weed. Used in public situations due to the unknown definition for it.

Jimmy: Yo, do you want to schmedge?
Eddie: Let's light up!

by jimmymk12 September 3, 2016

schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmegegy

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy

David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!

by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).

G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.

by SCrow December 7, 2006

schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

by budsbabe February 1, 2008

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008