ScatBored 

Its A lifestyle...

something you can live without

"I am sad cuz no scatbored"

ScatBored by Logan Crisple April 15, 2008

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

scattered smothered and covered by poontang October 16, 2006

scattered 

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

scattered by Wassim May 28, 2003

scattered 

How you feel after a night or week of drug taking.

"I waz scattered as after dumping all those bikkies at 'transmission'."
"I waz so scattered coming down from that Ice binge last week."

scattered by Diego September 9, 2003

Scattereday 

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

Scattereday by Psardy July 5, 2008

scattered ass 

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

scattered ass by Beeth May 6, 2008

skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored

Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.

skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009