Sailorism 

A form of relgion based off of doing someone dirty. It can also be a serious condition in which people can not stop doing someone dirty, it is considered a very contagious disease.

I can't believe you had sex with that girl, and then kicked her out of your bed... You Sailor!

Sailorism by Jmoney92 April 22, 2011

Sailorism 

A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.

"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"

"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"

Sailorism by iCaesar March 20, 2019

Chin Sailors 

A load of seamen on her chin

I tossed her 10 CCs of chin sailors

Chin Sailors by smog&Dave April 28, 2009

Sailorific

adj.

A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.

To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.

To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.

To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!

Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)

Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA

Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol

Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$

Former Sailor: ‎*sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.

Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol

Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific

(silence for about a minute)

Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word

Sailorific by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011

Sailors Mast 

Purposley masturbating so furiously to the point of such exhaustion that you vomit all over your own erect dick at the point of orgasm.

Dude, i totally walked in on jamie puking all over his own dick.

ahh, pulling a sailors mast i see, I'm impressed, i assumed he was impotent

Sailors Mast by Dickjob McHawkins May 26, 2010

Gentle Sailors

Testicles. Most commonly used to refer to the testicles of small mammals.

I told Sam I was shocked to see that Iggy the cat still had his gentle sailors. He informed me that they would be removed by the end of the month.

Gentle Sailors by Jasper Tomlinson February 26, 2009

sailors dream 

raunchy dream resulting in waking up with your hand on the mast and seamen running everywhere.

Was dreaming about getting fucked by a whole navy crew and woke up to find I'd been batting off while sleeping and soaked my sheets in salty sea water goodness. Sailors dream

sailors dream by leviticus October 26, 2013